- Mon, 06:53: I discovered the secret to time travel! Leave Johnny Cash/Willie Nelson looped on iTunes and pass out, dream of the past all night long.
- Mon, 07:55: Seriously kids, get paid for this kind of art. http://t.co/pxjMNmmV
- Mon, 11:39: Big Shrink is 6/18. If I had to pay to be in this show, I would. Come see @_mcchris, @PaulOddo and Michele Carlo! https://t.co/MVoYPX7g
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…