- Mon, 06:53: I discovered the secret to time travel! Leave Johnny Cash/Willie Nelson looped on iTunes and pass out, dream of the past all night long.
- Mon, 07:55: Seriously kids, get paid for this kind of art. http://t.co/pxjMNmmV
- Mon, 11:39: Big Shrink is 6/18. If I had to pay to be in this show, I would. Come see @_mcchris, @PaulOddo and Michele Carlo! https://t.co/MVoYPX7g
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…