- Fri, 06:01: RT @clarkekant: How much tongue should I use when giving CPR?
- Fri, 08:43: Don't you hate it when you wake up and all you want is a big beef and cheddar from Arby's? Me too.
- Fri, 10:46: Queens Twitterererers who make me chuckle: @GoTeamMegan @KatrinHier @colinpdempsey @Disalmanac @SharonSpell @thesuefunke #FF
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…