- Mon, 18:17: What are you doing at 8 pm tonight? Coming to UCBeast for Big Shrink?! Awesome!
- Mon, 19:13: Peeking out through Jill's armpit, like you do. http://t.co/DiZepzAK
- Mon, 19:35: Spaceman Chris! http://t.co/QGNIfoZZ
- Mon, 20:18: Walked out of Big Shrink to hear "I MISS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAA!" That's my jam!
- Mon, 20:36: Jill is giving me some sort of weird look. Do I have grilled cheese in my beard again? http://t.co/8DXNZ40i
- Mon, 21:25: "I don't go down that far." - an unnamed Shrink dancer
- Tue, 01:59: Dear birds: its 3 am. STFU plzkthx.
- Tue, 07:16: In addition to birds predawn, I ended up getting up at 7 am to install my a/c so I could live. Plus side, laying in front of the a/c now.
- Tue, 10:05: It's a little odd that my Cards Against Humanity deck was just delivered by special courier. She found my "I'M FAT LET'S PARTY" shirt odd.
Sat, 03:08: RT @ hawillisdc: capitalists: if you hate gentrification so much, buy the block. the community: ok. *raises money* …take it.…
Fri, 06:52: RT @ brendanowicz: Matt Gaetz being told his Venmo history is public https://t.co/amD4IQbsgB
Thu, 05:28: RT @ danielleiat: This isn’t just fascism, it’s the kind of fascism that gets depicted in novels you read as a kid and as a kid…