- Mon, 18:17: What are you doing at 8 pm tonight? Coming to UCBeast for Big Shrink?! Awesome!
- Mon, 19:13: Peeking out through Jill's armpit, like you do. http://t.co/DiZepzAK
- Mon, 19:35: Spaceman Chris! http://t.co/QGNIfoZZ
- Mon, 20:18: Walked out of Big Shrink to hear "I MISS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAA!" That's my jam!
- Mon, 20:36: Jill is giving me some sort of weird look. Do I have grilled cheese in my beard again? http://t.co/8DXNZ40i
- Mon, 21:25: "I don't go down that far." - an unnamed Shrink dancer
- Tue, 01:59: Dear birds: its 3 am. STFU plzkthx.
- Tue, 07:16: In addition to birds predawn, I ended up getting up at 7 am to install my a/c so I could live. Plus side, laying in front of the a/c now.
- Tue, 10:05: It's a little odd that my Cards Against Humanity deck was just delivered by special courier. She found my "I'M FAT LET'S PARTY" shirt odd.
Tue, 04:33: RT @ MikeDrucker: hahahahahahahahahaha this is like that naming a star thing where it doesn't really do anything and nobody…
Mon, 11:28: I want no details on who bought https://t.co/yQDGBhQPRi and directed it in the most delightful of ways.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…