- Wed, 15:09: RT @julieklausner: Pretty fucked up to think about how there are literally thousands of freshly made pancakes just sitting somewhere not ...
- Wed, 16:41: Even though I know that the small win I just achieved will backfire on me down the road, it's still nice to get a win.
- Wed, 16:56: Any New York friends interested in catching El-P at Irving Plaza? I know one of you has to be a hiphop head who will come with.
- Wed, 16:58: RT @therealelp: JUST ANNOUNCED: IRVING PLAZA. FULL SETS FROM EL-P, KILLER MIKE, EXQUIRE, DESPOT. JULY 13TH. http://t.co/jkU8fRQW
- Wed, 18:30: So The Killing is just Twin Peaks without the supernatural hilarity and The Rocketeer minus his rocket pack? Borrrrring.
- Wed, 20:36: Tiger Schullman's Martial Arts makes me chuckle every time for no reason. http://t.co/1E64KoaN
- Thu, 10:52: Do Christians keep pics of Jesus in the bathroom across the globe or is that just a midwestern thing? In other news, decorating my potty.
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
Mon, 14:46: RT @ mmpadellan: Ashli Babbitt was not a hero. She was a domestic terrorist. THE END.