- Sat, 16:11: Dear http://t.co/0sszKmqH: I'm not so desperate for dates/comedy material to join your site. Thanks for offering to make out with me though.
- Sat, 20:27: Full of booze and tots. Guess where I am. http://t.co/R9GPcB7a
- Sun, 01:09: Some local access channel is showing roller derby. So very awesome.
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…