- Thu, 15:04: Ugh, I stay friends with too many bigots on FB only to remind me that there are people out there that make me sick with their stupid hate.
- Thu, 17:56: Hipster Lenin demands your respect if you've got the time. http://t.co/E3zLSuvq
- Thu, 18:20: Grilled cheese time suckas. http://t.co/yHJn462T
- Thu, 19:55: This homeless guy just harangued a nerd into giving him a hit off of his e-cigarette. We are truly an enlightened society.
- Thu, 22:59: Weird, it's like I have psychic powers or something: http://t.co/0vOLQQ4k
- Fri, 10:47: Some days I just need to spend an hour gorging on tacos that I don't have on hand.
- Fri, 11:22: RT @squirmandgerm: Shout out to The Big Shrink! @SharonSpell @revfajita @carriegravenson #pregnantintheclub http://t.co/DjAGkmEG
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…