- Wed, 17:17: RT @BoingBoing: “In which US states can I legally marry my cousin?” Spoiler: more states than allow same-sex marriage. http://t.co/EOgeFmyP
- Wed, 20:12: A well rounded meal includes sprinkled. http://t.co/VmHRIVIQ
- Wed, 20:14: When the 45 year old white guy at Cold Stone calls me "young fella", I suspect he's mocking me. Or high. And high.
- Wed, 20:40: Classy boozing since 65 million bc. http://t.co/aIe8gqbu
- Wed, 20:43: Blaxploitation style advertising? http://t.co/V2B4BV7V
- Thu, 11:34: Leaving the apt for lunch was a mistake! It is far too nice outside for day jobs.
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…
Mon, 04:45: RT @ ParkerMolloy: Please start taxing churches.