My tweets

Wed, 18:54: Aww yeah, my swag bag is full of pie and pasties! My night is complete! #GLOC
Wed, 18:55: Nevermind, there are only two pasties in here. My 3rd through 7th nipples are still exposed. #GLOCrelaunchparty
Wed, 19:46: The amazing and gorgeous Kambri Crews telling us about her love Diamond Dave. http://t.co/mi49ZJUZ
Wed, 21:27: I shall no longer be known as DJ Mr Curmudgeon. I shall now be known as The Asshole Who Won The Marc Jacobs Purse. #GLOCrelaunchparty
Wed, 21:34: Updating my OKCupud profile to say "I heart boobs, give oral, have a new Marc Jacobs purse you could have. Message me!" #GLOCrelaunchparty
Thu, 07:32: I rolled over and saw I had company in my bed this morning. What on earth happened last night? I'm afraid to http://t.co/z4rq2sJa