- Fri, 16:50: If your brain has turned to jello, DO NOT attempt to eat it. It may look like a tasty flavor but it is not!
- Fri, 18:03: RT @PartsTheRedSea: Guns don't kill people, hoodies kill people. #GeraldoRivera #Hoodies #SickToMyStomach
- Fri, 19:28: Dear people: someone come buy me a drink. First one to do so gets the pleasure of my company. And......go!
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…