- Mon, 13:35: Gotta run out tonight to buy woodglue to finish assembling shelves. How is that even a thing in the modern era? It is 2012, right?
- Mon, 17:23: Next Monday night The Big Shrink will be hitting the stage at UCBeast! Make reservations, bring friends! http://t.co/ig8vChQR
- Tue, 10:42: Dear brain: getting bored with these dreams where stupid things are trying to kill me. Do it right or at least throw some boobs in.
- Tue, 11:10: @thenightstocker Are those authentic Independence shotgun blasts on the field? Love that scenic view of that creepy hotel. ;)
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