- Mon, 13:35: Gotta run out tonight to buy woodglue to finish assembling shelves. How is that even a thing in the modern era? It is 2012, right?
- Mon, 17:23: Next Monday night The Big Shrink will be hitting the stage at UCBeast! Make reservations, bring friends! http://t.co/ig8vChQR
- Tue, 10:42: Dear brain: getting bored with these dreams where stupid things are trying to kill me. Do it right or at least throw some boobs in.
- Tue, 11:10: @thenightstocker Are those authentic Independence shotgun blasts on the field? Love that scenic view of that creepy hotel. ;)
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…