- Tue, 18:13: Why have I had Whitesnake stuck in my head most of the day? http://t.co/gnk6pZtv
- Tue, 18:53: WiFi while I do laundry? It's like I live in the FUTURE!
- Tue, 18:58: I shall use this valuable time to create a super-whitetrash playlist on Spotify to honor my upbringing. That sounds productive.
- Tue, 19:08: Clearly surfing the web while laundering paid off, I found Super Morrissey Brothers! http://t.co/6TatqeIg
- Tue, 19:50: Dear TwitterFaceiverse: What are your favorite classic rock/white trash jams? #whitetrashrock
- Tue, 20:01: Big political news! John McCain is winning his local Taco Tuesday! Congrats!
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