- Fri, 11:24: Astorians! Anyone want to hang out in the neighborhood tonight or have suggestions of something I shouldn't miss in the hood?
- Fri, 17:16: "I always want to see what a child ma...AAAAAAAAAAAH!!" http://t.co/ONeAdwhQ
- Fri, 18:03: This Lockout movie is about Snake Plisken, right?
- Fri, 19:42: In all honesty, the appearance of the ET race in the senate is more annoying to me than Jar Jar in Phantom Menace.
- Fri, 20:19: The Trade Federation seems barely qualified to run a Los Pollos Hermanos franchise, much less a system of planets.
- Fri, 20:24: I forgot how stylish General Zod's quilt was when the ET race fired him. He was quite the fashionista!
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…