My tweets

Wed, 15:52: Pat Robertson has never heard of mac & cheese. It'll turn out he was rolling in it with some gay bikers later. http://t.co/WH9voqpF
Wed, 20:27: Who is going to buy this broke guy a Black Friday discounted iPad for Christmas? Can I have it sooner? http://t.co/MrIw2p2F
Thu, 10:51: Gobble gobble suckas.
Thu, 11:43: Quick, tweet mean things to Gov Brownback. Rather his staff waste time on twitter than ruining Kansas. http://t.co/Gm3Sh2mj #heblowsalot
Thu, 11:51: Oh, @govsambrownback has a twitter. Did you know that #heblowsalot & hates America? True facts. Kansas: quit electing this hateful blowhard.
Thu, 12:02: I thought I saw @govsambrownback in the Macy's Parade, turned out that overinflated thing was a balloon, not his ego. #heblowsalot
Thu, 12:13: Dear @govsambrownback: On behalf of Twitter, I'm sorry that you hate America, are a miserable GOP thug & that we hate you. #heblowsalot