- Mon, 12:40: Congrats to @SeanCrespo and apologies to @carolrhartsell for their new state of bondage. May shai hulud bless your desert wanderings.
- Mon, 15:04: Aww man, I could have been on a jury for a case where the guy went all Omar on someone. #thewireisreal #skewedpriorities
- Mon, 16:11: Technically Herman Cain didn't sexually harass that lady. He sexually assaulted her. Totes different liberal media hippies.
- Mon, 17:29: #seancrespo now #seanhartsell, right?
- Mon, 20:29: May explode from hot dog, booze & pie. PS - finally had good key lime pie in NYC. Thanks for getting hitched @SeanCrespo & @carolrhartsell
- Mon, 22:24: @lizzwinstead Great service tonight!
- Mon, 22:27: Jury duty followed by walking to a lovely and adorable wedding in the 60 degree weather seems like a great way to spend a Monday.
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Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
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Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
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