- Пн, 07:30: Jury duty! Yay or something. The wireless here is awesome. If I didn't have work biz to get done, I'd netflix it up. #skewedpriorities
- Пн, 08:24: The jury instruction video is kind of hilarious. Ed Bradley and Diane Sawyer and marauding Saxons drowning people, oh my!
- Пн, 12:40: Congrats to @SeanCrespo and apologies to @carolrhartsell for their new state of bondage. May shai hulud bless your desert wanderings.
- Пн, 15:04: Aww man, I could have been on a jury for a case where the guy went all Omar on someone. #thewireisreal #skewedpriorities
- Пн, 16:11: Technically Herman Cain didn't sexually harass that lady. He sexually assaulted her. Totes different liberal media hippies.
- Пн, 17:29: #seancrespo now #seanhartsell, right?
- Пн, 20:29: May explode from hot dog, booze & pie. PS - finally had good key lime pie in NYC. Thanks for getting hitched @SeanCrespo & @carolrhartsell
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