- Sun, 18:20: and now for mY weekly mOckery of the kc chiefs. yoU ShoUld Cancel this season, rent the stadium to sKater kids. See what I did there? :)
- Mon, 06:14: On board my @VirginAmerica flight to SF from JFK, waiting for boarding to wrap. Sucked into news instead of napping. Nice plane.
- Mon, 06:19: Watching Matt Lauer and Bill Clinton duke it out, Bill looks ready to slap him.
- Mon, 09:46: Whaddya mean I can't check into foursquare from the sky? @VirginAmerica and I are disappointed.
- Mon, 12:20: 84 miles to go says my seatback display. Overall, great first flight on @VirginAmerica
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