- Sat, 14:04: We spotted @hodgman last night as he entered a phonebooth. We didn't stick around to see if he came out in tights and a cape.
- Sat, 20:57: I should make the 200th Twitter feed that I follow a special one. Maybe @pepsicola or some other megacorp.
- Sat, 21:07: Apparently tomorrow is somebody's anniversary? I keep hearing things. Anyone not celebrating should come see Captain America w/me instead.
- Sun, 01:47: Super rad! RT @carolrhartsell: Oh, nothing. Just interviewed William "The Shat" Shatner.
- Sun, 11:03: RT @SageFrancis: We can be loving & peaceful while remaining critical & aware. Don't waive your rights with your flags http://t.co/TaA5S ...
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…