- Sat, 17:37: Drink two for the night. http://t.co/qdwqigC
- Sat, 17:39: Meg's art project at Oliver's. I hope it wasn't a birthday present. http://t.co/12UQtsM
- Sat, 18:41: Drink three. http://t.co/MnOfKFU
- Sat, 19:39: Number 4 and feeling like I haven't had any. http://t.co/IFpyL5s
- Sat, 20:47: This is five through seven because the bartender made me a triple. http://t.co/mUnerUP
- Sun, 01:02: Happy birthday to @BenariLee, my shared birthday friend. I butchered In The Air Tonight at karaoke in your honor.
Tue, 04:33: RT @ MikeDrucker: hahahahahahahahahaha this is like that naming a star thing where it doesn't really do anything and nobody…
Mon, 11:28: I want no details on who bought https://t.co/yQDGBhQPRi and directed it in the most delightful of ways.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…