- Sat, 17:37: Drink two for the night. http://t.co/qdwqigC
- Sat, 17:39: Meg's art project at Oliver's. I hope it wasn't a birthday present. http://t.co/12UQtsM
- Sat, 18:41: Drink three. http://t.co/MnOfKFU
- Sat, 19:39: Number 4 and feeling like I haven't had any. http://t.co/IFpyL5s
- Sat, 20:47: This is five through seven because the bartender made me a triple. http://t.co/mUnerUP
- Sun, 01:02: Happy birthday to @BenariLee, my shared birthday friend. I butchered In The Air Tonight at karaoke in your honor.
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…
Mon, 04:45: RT @ ParkerMolloy: Please start taxing churches.