- Sat, 13:32: Oh look, my #HurricaneIrene dessert has arrived. Fried cheesecake is obvs slumming but I guess I'll live. http://t.co/y4zOdMi
- Sat, 19:58: Due to #HurricaneIrene, I was forced to see Conan just now. It ended with Matt Groening getting killed but before The Late Night Wars.
- Sat, 20:00: RT @ebertchicago: Ron Paul: To hurricanes, that government which responds least responds best. http://t.co/nE37nwn
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…