- Mon, 15:43: Dear Libyans: It's been my experience that, when you can't find a person, look for the guy in a red & white striped shirt & check yer barns.
- Tue, 10:50: It's here! "Muppets: The Green Album" for only $8 no less. Yay Muppets! http://t.co/rFlLkF9
- Tue, 11:17: While you were watching all the biz about Libya yesterday, Mongolia gave VP Joe Biden a horse. The Tea Party wants a pony now too.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…