- Mon, 15:43: Dear Libyans: It's been my experience that, when you can't find a person, look for the guy in a red & white striped shirt & check yer barns.
- Tue, 10:50: It's here! "Muppets: The Green Album" for only $8 no less. Yay Muppets! http://t.co/rFlLkF9
- Tue, 11:17: While you were watching all the biz about Libya yesterday, Mongolia gave VP Joe Biden a horse. The Tea Party wants a pony now too.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…