- Wed, 20:31: Where my Shrinkers at? Shrinkettes? Shrinkies? People who love Shrink!
- Thu, 00:04: I must bow to the superior skeeball skills of @PaulMecurio for I shant beat his score.
- Thu, 01:54: Why do I have the Muppet Show theme song stuck in my head at this hour?
- Thu, 10:17: Bachmann: I'll bring back $2 gas, unicorns, Sanford & Sons, and Elvis. http://t.co/JbLX2c5
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…