- Sat, 17:20: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: America's credit rating has slipped so far, Columbia House now refuses to give the US 13 CDs for 99 cents.
- Sun, 01:11: Me: "215th st & Broadway" cabbie:"what's the cross street?" "uh, 215th street." "215th and...?" "Uh, Broadway" "Thank you sir" "......."
- Sun, 01:49: Showed up a little late but still had a fabulous time celebrating the birthday of the always wonderful, always gorgeous @withreservation.
- Sun, 01:53: Concrete jungle filling with rain water, we're all gonna drown here; let's hear it for New *gurglegurglegurgle*
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…