- Sat, 16:18: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1970, M. Night Shyamalan was born. In a surprising twist, it turns out he was a sucky filmmaker this whole time!
- Sat, 18:52: OMG THEY HAVE A PLAN?!? #battlestargalactica #fiveyearoldtweets
- Sat, 21:22: Seeing Pat O'Shea perform at The Piper's Kilt in my hood. The flyer seems to predict his death tonight. See it? http://t.co/zcJNcry
- Sat, 22:19: This time Pat cried over the final episode of M.A.S.H. instead of the first. @thesuefunke might be sad if she finds out. #nyccomedy
- Sat, 23:16: Seeing a good show a few blocks from home feels so weird.
- Sun, 11:42: Alright, I'm finally on the Spotify bandwagon and strongly considering a subscription. YOU WIN INTERNET.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…