- Thu, 12:46: There isn't enough time in my day/life to find a lady in time to not be single on my bday. QUIT ASKING PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO BE HAPPY.
- Thu, 12:56: Obama turns 50 today despite intense opposition from the Tea Party who demand proof he was born today and not three weeks ago.
- Thu, 17:04: Why can't this awesome shirt be available in my size? http://t.co/BvjcNDw via @threadless
- Fri, 01:38: Sleeping for an hour only to be awoken by mayhem outside and then being unable to get back to sleep? Super unfair. #firstworldproblems
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Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
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Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
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Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
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