- Fri, 14:14: Due to the GOP's inaction re: the #SweatCeiling, I decided to return my face to it's 2010 levels of manscapediness, a short term solution.
- Fri, 14:28: #FF @lizzwinstead, @mrdavehill, @HAlanScott, @Disalmanac, @SingleWhiteBand, @SkinnyBJMeeting, @SaraJBenincasa
- Fri, 22:10: Boozing it up in a douchy UWS bar is the way Friday night is done, right? #firstworldproblems #drunkeneyecandymakesupforit
- Sat, 10:30: Do I want $500 badly enough to hashtag shill? #mcchrisracewars #stolivodka #ihoppancakesneedtobeinmybelly #alsohashbrowns
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Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
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Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
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Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…
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