- Fri, 14:14: Due to the GOP's inaction re: the #SweatCeiling, I decided to return my face to it's 2010 levels of manscapediness, a short term solution.
- Fri, 14:28: #FF @lizzwinstead, @mrdavehill, @HAlanScott, @Disalmanac, @SingleWhiteBand, @SkinnyBJMeeting, @SaraJBenincasa
- Fri, 22:10: Boozing it up in a douchy UWS bar is the way Friday night is done, right? #firstworldproblems #drunkeneyecandymakesupforit
- Sat, 10:30: Do I want $500 badly enough to hashtag shill? #mcchrisracewars #stolivodka #ihoppancakesneedtobeinmybelly #alsohashbrowns
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv