- Sat, 18:24: Contemplating shaving off all my body hair so I might surviving the heat wave.
- Sat, 18:51: Time to celebrate ny haircut by celebrating America by watching The Captain beat down some Nazis.
- Sat, 19:08: "Do you want to kill Nazis" is such a stupid question. It's one of the few things Americans are good at that don't involve ranch dressing.
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…