- Sat, 18:24: Contemplating shaving off all my body hair so I might surviving the heat wave.
- Sat, 18:51: Time to celebrate ny haircut by celebrating America by watching The Captain beat down some Nazis.
- Sat, 19:08: "Do you want to kill Nazis" is such a stupid question. It's one of the few things Americans are good at that don't involve ranch dressing.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…