- Sat, 18:24: Contemplating shaving off all my body hair so I might surviving the heat wave.
- Sat, 18:51: Time to celebrate ny haircut by celebrating America by watching The Captain beat down some Nazis.
- Sat, 19:08: "Do you want to kill Nazis" is such a stupid question. It's one of the few things Americans are good at that don't involve ranch dressing.
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