- Fri, 15:53: 104, feels like "OMGSPONTANEOUSCOMBUSTIONISREAL!!!" outside. Stay cool hepcats!
- Fri, 21:10: Never discount the power of a well placed Fail Horn. #ilovedjingacomedyshow
- Sat, 00:13: Home? What is that? Still out like a rock star. That's what new yorkers do.
- Sat, 00:36: Ok, for serious, it is time to head home. I may just sleep all day tomorrow to recover from the week. #newyorkrockstar
- Sat, 04:14: "You wanna skip past the making out straight to moving to England together? Well, normally I'd say no but..." #drunkfun #adorableladies
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