- Fri, 15:53: 104, feels like "OMGSPONTANEOUSCOMBUSTIONISREAL!!!" outside. Stay cool hepcats!
- Fri, 21:10: Never discount the power of a well placed Fail Horn. #ilovedjingacomedyshow
- Sat, 00:13: Home? What is that? Still out like a rock star. That's what new yorkers do.
- Sat, 00:36: Ok, for serious, it is time to head home. I may just sleep all day tomorrow to recover from the week. #newyorkrockstar
- Sat, 04:14: "You wanna skip past the making out straight to moving to England together? Well, normally I'd say no but..." #drunkfun #adorableladies
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…