- Wed, 17:56: Apparently Silence The Musical is being done somewhere on St. Marks for the next two months. Anyone interested in going?
- Wed, 23:36: Never going to see my apt again at this rate. Thanks FDR traffic.
- Thu, 08:54: Breaking news: The sun will soon be blocked by the egos & the massive balls of the GOP, particularly Eric Cantor and Mitch McConnell
- Thu, 11:28: Everyone eventually grows old and dies. #HarryPotterSpoiler
- Thu, 11:57: No other movies come out and kids have to find something else to obsess over finally. #HarryPotterSpoiler
- Thu, 11:59: AMC Theatre stock goes up based on the amount of popcorn and soda sold to overweight nerds who see it 18 times. #HarryPotterSpoiler
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…