- Wed, 17:56: Apparently Silence The Musical is being done somewhere on St. Marks for the next two months. Anyone interested in going?
- Wed, 23:36: Never going to see my apt again at this rate. Thanks FDR traffic.
- Thu, 08:54: Breaking news: The sun will soon be blocked by the egos & the massive balls of the GOP, particularly Eric Cantor and Mitch McConnell
- Thu, 11:28: Everyone eventually grows old and dies. #HarryPotterSpoiler
- Thu, 11:57: No other movies come out and kids have to find something else to obsess over finally. #HarryPotterSpoiler
- Thu, 11:59: AMC Theatre stock goes up based on the amount of popcorn and soda sold to overweight nerds who see it 18 times. #HarryPotterSpoiler
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Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…