- Tue, 15:53: I want the stats on how many people have smashed their dicks with a hammer after hearing Nancy Grace speak.
- Tue, 17:31: Seriously, if Nancy Grace did a short vid on how to make a PB&J, I bet I'd still want to scrub my ears with lye and fire.
- Tue, 18:30: RT @ebertchicago: A curated selection of today's tweets about Nancy Grace: http://huff.to/p5BSK6
- Wed, 00:44: Dear restaurant across the way: plz stop powerwashing your grease mats at 1:45 am, I need all the beauty rest I can get.
- Wed, 10:47: Dear new followers: I'm now moving to the following twitter model. YOU'RE WELCOME. http://t.co/r8XxjKS
- Wed, 10:52: Apparently it's International Kissing Day (look it up). I'm not inviting you to make out later, @batemanimation, merely info for the kids.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…