Sean (darksoul) wrote,

My tweets

  • Tue, 15:53: I want the stats on how many people have smashed their dicks with a hammer after hearing Nancy Grace speak.
  • Tue, 17:31: Seriously, if Nancy Grace did a short vid on how to make a PB&J, I bet I'd still want to scrub my ears with lye and fire.
  • Tue, 18:30: RT @ebertchicago: A curated selection of today's tweets about Nancy Grace:
  • Wed, 00:44: Dear restaurant across the way: plz stop powerwashing your grease mats at 1:45 am, I need all the beauty rest I can get.
  • Wed, 10:47: Dear new followers: I'm now moving to the following twitter model. YOU'RE WELCOME.
  • Wed, 10:52: Apparently it's International Kissing Day (look it up). I'm not inviting you to make out later, @batemanimation, merely info for the kids.
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