- Thu, 13:46: Finally got my new phone, so feel free to message me if you think I need your digits. Also, Android app suggestions?
- Thu, 20:08: A screwdriver and some jazz before we Laser it up. http://t.co/I4iGFpw
- Thu, 21:29: The Asian Situation is bored with @SeanCrespo. Maybe there wasn't enough Weiner for him. http://t.co/sMxtSLm
- Fri, 00:02: Jill! http://t.co/YfH1Wfw
- Fri, 00:02: Dan Wilbur! http://t.co/f22VzTy
- Fri, 00:55: I am in need of sleep. Good thing this cab driver drives like a Meatloaf album.
- Fri, 00:59: Also, in an overly honest state. I should turn off my phone before I text my way into trouble.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…