- Thu, 13:46: Finally got my new phone, so feel free to message me if you think I need your digits. Also, Android app suggestions?
- Thu, 20:08: A screwdriver and some jazz before we Laser it up. http://t.co/I4iGFpw
- Thu, 21:29: The Asian Situation is bored with @SeanCrespo. Maybe there wasn't enough Weiner for him. http://t.co/sMxtSLm
- Fri, 00:02: Jill! http://t.co/YfH1Wfw
- Fri, 00:02: Dan Wilbur! http://t.co/f22VzTy
- Fri, 00:55: I am in need of sleep. Good thing this cab driver drives like a Meatloaf album.
- Fri, 00:59: Also, in an overly honest state. I should turn off my phone before I text my way into trouble.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…