- Thu, 13:46: Finally got my new phone, so feel free to message me if you think I need your digits. Also, Android app suggestions?
- Thu, 20:08: A screwdriver and some jazz before we Laser it up. http://t.co/I4iGFpw
- Thu, 21:29: The Asian Situation is bored with @SeanCrespo. Maybe there wasn't enough Weiner for him. http://t.co/sMxtSLm
- Fri, 00:02: Jill! http://t.co/YfH1Wfw
- Fri, 00:02: Dan Wilbur! http://t.co/f22VzTy
- Fri, 00:55: I am in need of sleep. Good thing this cab driver drives like a Meatloaf album.
- Fri, 00:59: Also, in an overly honest state. I should turn off my phone before I text my way into trouble.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…