- Thu, 20:20: Being a functional New Yorker means learning how to sleep in short shifts between crazy outings, then crashing hard on weekends. #iamachamp
- Thu, 20:41: Saw Garofalo for free again, then Fred Armisen later. NYC is such a tough place to live.
- Fri, 00:16: Flagged a cab at the same time as some UWS woman shouted "Taxi!" She chewed me out for stealing her cab. Does yelling taxi really work?
- Fri, 10:43: Recovering from Cinco de Lasers night with @SeanCrespo @carolrhartsell @Disalmanac @withreservation @BenariLee @lizzwinstead and more #FF
- Fri, 10:49: More Lasers #FF peeps: @Fake_Rockstar @DanWilbur @Milbermann and probably some other folks that I'm forgetting. SORRY.
- Fri, 11:22: Pair of middle age X-Men nerds discussing plotlines while I lunch. Fanfic writers or actual Marvel employees, I'm not sure. Oh Inwood.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…