- Sat, 18:02: A Hispanic family leaves Chevys wearing sombreros. http://plixi.com/p/95299502 The punchline got lost in translation.
- Sat, 20:39: There was a mojito in there... http://plixi.com/p/95344275
- Sat, 23:43: Holy crap, I not only got a lady cab driver, she's white, 60ish and looks like someone's sweater knitting g'ma. Drives like asshole cabbie.
- Sat, 23:47: SHE JUST OFFERED ME AN INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED DINNER MINT! I might be in a dream or on my way to have my kidneys stolen.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…