- Wed, 21:08: "I see all these other cups of pee and realize I wasn't even his first that day!" Comics have the best sex stories.
- Thu, 00:41: Oh NYC, I love living in you. Much love to @mamaspell @batemanimation @carolrhartsell @seancrespo and others to be named when less sleepy.
- Thu, 01:05: Home, wide awake now. More love! So happy to see the lovely ladies @DanaLishs @thesuefunke & @withreservation as well as @garryhannon
- Thu, 01:19: Seriously, I am so glad I moved to New York. My life is so awesome and I am so obscenely thankful for the people in my life here. #pantsless
- Thu, 01:28: Doh, make that @garry2rs who is obviously the Garry I was looking for. *shakes fist at twitter*
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
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Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…