- Fri, 13:06: RT @jasonmustian: It's eerie how similar struggling to open a Capri Sun and my first time having sex are.
- Fri, 13:18: Woowoo! RT @carolrhartsell #FF even more funny people I saw last night @Fake_Rockstar @CheapDateComedy @mways @batemanimation @revfajita
- Fri, 13:21: Apparently auto correct thinks I make train noises instead of saying woohoo. Thanks phone.
- Fri, 16:42: Oh Boehner, you're such a boner. #totallyoriginaljokes
- Fri, 16:52: Time for a #FF of funny, or an #FFF if you will: @Disalmanac @BenariLee @hodgman @jasonmustian @SaraJBenincasa @SeanCrespo
- Fri, 17:16: #pointless #hashtag #posting #seriouslywhereismyhotsugarmama #janeseymour @subversion
- Sat, 11:42: There was a five minute long Little League parade, complete with two marching bands, wandering Inwood this morning.
Sun, 15:29: RT @ Autumn_Constant: This is subtweeting a lot of the left https://t.co/6KaLGVrjcD Mon, 07:19: RT @ AOC: Tell me you’ve…
Wed, 13:07: RT @ wagatwe: There's something very wrong with you people who refuse to move on from Al Franken. Get a life and stop defending a…
Wed, 07:44: RT @ aidan_smx: Anti-homeless policies hurt everyone, unhoused or housed. These policies mean you can't find a place to sit, use a…