- Fri, 13:06: RT @jasonmustian: It's eerie how similar struggling to open a Capri Sun and my first time having sex are.
- Fri, 13:18: Woowoo! RT @carolrhartsell #FF even more funny people I saw last night @Fake_Rockstar @CheapDateComedy @mways @batemanimation @revfajita
- Fri, 13:21: Apparently auto correct thinks I make train noises instead of saying woohoo. Thanks phone.
- Fri, 16:42: Oh Boehner, you're such a boner. #totallyoriginaljokes
- Fri, 16:52: Time for a #FF of funny, or an #FFF if you will: @Disalmanac @BenariLee @hodgman @jasonmustian @SaraJBenincasa @SeanCrespo
- Fri, 17:16: #pointless #hashtag #posting #seriouslywhereismyhotsugarmama #janeseymour @subversion
- Sat, 11:42: There was a five minute long Little League parade, complete with two marching bands, wandering Inwood this morning.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…