- Fri, 13:06: RT @jasonmustian: It's eerie how similar struggling to open a Capri Sun and my first time having sex are.
- Fri, 13:18: Woowoo! RT @carolrhartsell #FF even more funny people I saw last night @Fake_Rockstar @CheapDateComedy @mways @batemanimation @revfajita
- Fri, 13:21: Apparently auto correct thinks I make train noises instead of saying woohoo. Thanks phone.
- Fri, 16:42: Oh Boehner, you're such a boner. #totallyoriginaljokes
- Fri, 16:52: Time for a #FF of funny, or an #FFF if you will: @Disalmanac @BenariLee @hodgman @jasonmustian @SaraJBenincasa @SeanCrespo
- Fri, 17:16: #pointless #hashtag #posting #seriouslywhereismyhotsugarmama #janeseymour @subversion
- Sat, 11:42: There was a five minute long Little League parade, complete with two marching bands, wandering Inwood this morning.
Mon, 15:20: RT @ StarleeKine: Can everyone in charge of destroying the world knock it the fucx off Mon, 16:34: Remember that time that…
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…