- Fri, 13:06: RT @jasonmustian: It's eerie how similar struggling to open a Capri Sun and my first time having sex are.
- Fri, 13:18: Woowoo! RT @carolrhartsell #FF even more funny people I saw last night @Fake_Rockstar @CheapDateComedy @mways @batemanimation @revfajita
- Fri, 13:21: Apparently auto correct thinks I make train noises instead of saying woohoo. Thanks phone.
- Fri, 16:42: Oh Boehner, you're such a boner. #totallyoriginaljokes
- Fri, 16:52: Time for a #FF of funny, or an #FFF if you will: @Disalmanac @BenariLee @hodgman @jasonmustian @SaraJBenincasa @SeanCrespo
- Fri, 17:16: #pointless #hashtag #posting #seriouslywhereismyhotsugarmama #janeseymour @subversion
- Sat, 11:42: There was a five minute long Little League parade, complete with two marching bands, wandering Inwood this morning.
Sun, 17:56: RT @ kathbarbadoro: matt damon is from boston. when he said he was retiring the f slur from his vocabulary he meant he was hanging…
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.