- Thu, 18:38: Mormon tales of armpit sex are obvs hilarious on a Thursday night.
- Thu, 19:18: Caught @hodgman on a date with his mustache at Luca Lounge tonight. Cute couple.
- Thu, 19:26: Fun fact: @batemanimation needs his new man friend to teach him how to text. @StarleeKine says so, must be true.
- Thu, 19:31: Hopefully no one teaches @batemanimation how to use Twitter.
- Fri, 09:19: Setting an alarm on your phone to remind you that you have a date tonight is normal, right? #firstworldproblems
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…