- Thu, 18:38: Mormon tales of armpit sex are obvs hilarious on a Thursday night.
- Thu, 19:18: Caught @hodgman on a date with his mustache at Luca Lounge tonight. Cute couple.
- Thu, 19:26: Fun fact: @batemanimation needs his new man friend to teach him how to text. @StarleeKine says so, must be true.
- Thu, 19:31: Hopefully no one teaches @batemanimation how to use Twitter.
- Fri, 09:19: Setting an alarm on your phone to remind you that you have a date tonight is normal, right? #firstworldproblems
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…