- Thu, 18:38: Mormon tales of armpit sex are obvs hilarious on a Thursday night.
- Thu, 19:18: Caught @hodgman on a date with his mustache at Luca Lounge tonight. Cute couple.
- Thu, 19:26: Fun fact: @batemanimation needs his new man friend to teach him how to text. @StarleeKine says so, must be true.
- Thu, 19:31: Hopefully no one teaches @batemanimation how to use Twitter.
- Fri, 09:19: Setting an alarm on your phone to remind you that you have a date tonight is normal, right? #firstworldproblems
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.