- Thu, 13:29: Because people occasionally ask, my Venture Brothers hoodie is still on sale on the int0rw3bz. http://bit.ly/1BUmRf
- Thu, 15:06: RT @JoeMande: Me too. I hope he takes you quail hunting. RT @AnnCoulter: on my way to Wyoming! hope I see Dick Cheney there.
- Thu, 15:37: How did I not know that Toad The Wet Sprocket is playing Irving Plaza next week? More importantly, I just acknowledged TTWS. #tweetmistakes
- Fri, 10:52: "Ladies! It's 2011! Don't be ashamed to demand mustache rides!" True facts ladies, true facts.
- Fri, 11:58: I wonder if I can find a good record crate at Brooklyn Flea tomorrow. I've outgrown the milk crate and our shelves don't look sturdy enough.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…