- Tue, 14:08: 1st a synagogue followed me, now ballcaps for Jews. Weekend snark was #toosubtle for odd bots. #sugarmama #givememoney #wherearemypants
- Tue, 18:15: Dear library: two days in a row, you're all locked up earlier than you should be. Will you make it to three tomorrow?
- Tue, 19:18: Modest Mouse mood during the day but its degraded into a Bon Iver sort of night.
- Tue, 20:30: Port wine cheese and crackers for "dinner"? Sign me up.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…