- Tue, 14:08: 1st a synagogue followed me, now ballcaps for Jews. Weekend snark was #toosubtle for odd bots. #sugarmama #givememoney #wherearemypants
- Tue, 18:15: Dear library: two days in a row, you're all locked up earlier than you should be. Will you make it to three tomorrow?
- Tue, 19:18: Modest Mouse mood during the day but its degraded into a Bon Iver sort of night.
- Tue, 20:30: Port wine cheese and crackers for "dinner"? Sign me up.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…