- Wed, 19:15: Dear Twitter: why is the lead singer of the Spin Doctors drunk and rambling about Jesus at San Loco?
- Wed, 21:55: Only Sharon's dick gets to touch Pony.
- Wed, 22:47: "So then the guys on the beach all got their conches out." - Jill
- Thu, 03:15: Too early Rentfro. You better love Kat and I. Hopefully the super shuttle driver doesn't kill us.
- Thu, 11:17: So now that I have a passport, suggestions on where an English speaking Canadian should go first?
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…