- Wed, 19:15: Dear Twitter: why is the lead singer of the Spin Doctors drunk and rambling about Jesus at San Loco?
- Wed, 21:55: Only Sharon's dick gets to touch Pony.
- Wed, 22:47: "So then the guys on the beach all got their conches out." - Jill
- Thu, 03:15: Too early Rentfro. You better love Kat and I. Hopefully the super shuttle driver doesn't kill us.
- Thu, 11:17: So now that I have a passport, suggestions on where an English speaking Canadian should go first?
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…