My tweets

Wed, 19:15: Dear Twitter: why is the lead singer of the Spin Doctors drunk and rambling about Jesus at San Loco?
Wed, 21:55: Only Sharon's dick gets to touch Pony.
Wed, 22:47: "So then the guys on the beach all got their conches out." - Jill
Thu, 03:15: Too early Rentfro. You better love Kat and I. Hopefully the super shuttle driver doesn't kill us.
Thu, 11:17: So now that I have a passport, suggestions on where an English speaking Canadian should go first?

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