- Wed, 19:15: Dear Twitter: why is the lead singer of the Spin Doctors drunk and rambling about Jesus at San Loco?
- Wed, 21:55: Only Sharon's dick gets to touch Pony.
- Wed, 22:47: "So then the guys on the beach all got their conches out." - Jill
- Thu, 03:15: Too early Rentfro. You better love Kat and I. Hopefully the super shuttle driver doesn't kill us.
- Thu, 11:17: So now that I have a passport, suggestions on where an English speaking Canadian should go first?
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…