- Fri, 17:44: Any of my KCK folks know this kid who got arrested for trying to pitch Sheen a show at his home at 11:45 pm? http://t.co/H9Zm6oS
- Fri, 20:23: Debating spending my foreign vacay money on a stereo after rediscovering my love of Get Behind Me Satan.
- Sat, 00:26: Is it sad that I'm contemplating getting glasses finally just so I can buy nerdy frames because they might make me look hot? Errrrrrrrr...
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…