- Tue, 16:16: I am in need of tacos. I have too much work. Do I take a break to cook which requires a trip to the store or do I go to Taco Hell? Harumph.
- Tue, 18:36: Interested in a subway poetry reader for the first time because he got a ticket from a cop standing next to him for panhandling.
- Tue, 20:48: Mainstream media is that guy who STILL says "very nice" unironically in a Borat accent when he sees cleavage then looks for a high five.
- Wed, 09:18: Think that those people are worse than your people? Maybe you haven't read the news, it's raining dicks and heroes everywhere.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…