- Mon, 12:37: Via @nprnews: The Way You Learned Math Is So Old School | http://t.co/MFeoiV1
- Mon, 18:36: RT @MothStories: We are devastated by the loss of Mike DeStefano. He told 1 of the most searingly beautiful stories ever told at The Mot ...
- Mon, 20:16: The Apocalypse is upon us, THE BIBLE GUARANTEES IT! If not (or if the cheese is cold), you get it free! http://bit.ly/hspDJM
- Mon, 22:20: man does something dumb. man builds time machine to fix. poof! universe gone. #twitterhaiku
- Mon, 22:37: iTunes read my last Twitter post and decided that the only appropriate response was to play Baker Street. It's good at suiting the moment.
- Tue, 09:17: Oh Peter King, you're so gross. Also, people of California in the youtube video at the bottom are also gross. http://t.co/CRmNQUw
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…