- Mon, 18:44: Oh good, I'm transferring to a flight to Newark since that plane is here as opposed to my plane, still at LGA waiting to leave.
- Mon, 21:19: Rolling into Port Authority, nearly home and in one piece. Praise His Noodly Appendage.
- Tue, 08:37: Only 6 months and 3 days left to find me something awesome for my 30th birthday. Get on it, jerks.
- Tue, 11:28: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1867, Nebraska became a state. The capital of Nebraska is Farmville.
- Tue, 13:15: Oh noes! Apparently I'm not the only creep on the internet!!!
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…