- Mon, 18:44: Oh good, I'm transferring to a flight to Newark since that plane is here as opposed to my plane, still at LGA waiting to leave.
- Mon, 21:19: Rolling into Port Authority, nearly home and in one piece. Praise His Noodly Appendage.
- Tue, 08:37: Only 6 months and 3 days left to find me something awesome for my 30th birthday. Get on it, jerks.
- Tue, 11:28: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1867, Nebraska became a state. The capital of Nebraska is Farmville.
- Tue, 13:15: Oh noes! Apparently I'm not the only creep on the internet!!!
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…