- Mon, 18:44: Oh good, I'm transferring to a flight to Newark since that plane is here as opposed to my plane, still at LGA waiting to leave.
- Mon, 21:19: Rolling into Port Authority, nearly home and in one piece. Praise His Noodly Appendage.
- Tue, 08:37: Only 6 months and 3 days left to find me something awesome for my 30th birthday. Get on it, jerks.
- Tue, 11:28: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1867, Nebraska became a state. The capital of Nebraska is Farmville.
- Tue, 13:15: Oh noes! Apparently I'm not the only creep on the internet!!!
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…