- Mon, 13:43: The adventure continues as I learn that FSM gave me the power to pee standing up so I could do so on a Greyhound rounding a steep curve.
- Mon, 21:35: Dear ladies: I understand that beards are becoming fetishized amongst you. Please feel free to rub my face for your pleasure. #beardpaysoff
- Tue, 09:33: It's early on Faux Monday, so have some kitty cartoon love. http://bit.ly/heTyXa
Sat, 03:08: RT @ hawillisdc: capitalists: if you hate gentrification so much, buy the block. the community: ok. *raises money* …take it.…
Fri, 06:52: RT @ brendanowicz: Matt Gaetz being told his Venmo history is public https://t.co/amD4IQbsgB
Thu, 05:28: RT @ danielleiat: This isn’t just fascism, it’s the kind of fascism that gets depicted in novels you read as a kid and as a kid…