- Mon, 13:43: The adventure continues as I learn that FSM gave me the power to pee standing up so I could do so on a Greyhound rounding a steep curve.
- Mon, 21:35: Dear ladies: I understand that beards are becoming fetishized amongst you. Please feel free to rub my face for your pleasure. #beardpaysoff
- Tue, 09:33: It's early on Faux Monday, so have some kitty cartoon love. http://bit.ly/heTyXa
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…
Mon, 04:45: RT @ ParkerMolloy: Please start taxing churches.