- Mon, 13:43: The adventure continues as I learn that FSM gave me the power to pee standing up so I could do so on a Greyhound rounding a steep curve.
- Mon, 21:35: Dear ladies: I understand that beards are becoming fetishized amongst you. Please feel free to rub my face for your pleasure. #beardpaysoff
- Tue, 09:33: It's early on Faux Monday, so have some kitty cartoon love. http://bit.ly/heTyXa
Tue, 04:33: RT @ MikeDrucker: hahahahahahahahahaha this is like that naming a star thing where it doesn't really do anything and nobody…
Mon, 11:28: I want no details on who bought https://t.co/yQDGBhQPRi and directed it in the most delightful of ways.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…