- Mon, 17:29: Man, where's all the single ladies that want to make out at the movies tonight? You gots mah number. #desperatetactics #valentinesschmuck
- Mon, 19:35: RT @STACEYNIGHTMARE: Chlamydia is not a flower so I also brought you chocolate.
- Mon, 19:44: Valentine's Day for single folk involves hiding the whiskey or the cell phone full of numbers for exes. #drunktextersunite
- Mon, 20:25: iPod: quit playing love songs about regret while I do laundry, it's ruining this ep of The Bachelor. #classicdatenight #cleanclothesaresexy
- Mon, 20:32: Nevermind, the kids playing tag around my dryer ruined the dryer sheet huffing party I was having alone. #laundrysniffing #dontbegrossperv
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.