- Mon, 17:29: Man, where's all the single ladies that want to make out at the movies tonight? You gots mah number. #desperatetactics #valentinesschmuck
- Mon, 19:35: RT @STACEYNIGHTMARE: Chlamydia is not a flower so I also brought you chocolate.
- Mon, 19:44: Valentine's Day for single folk involves hiding the whiskey or the cell phone full of numbers for exes. #drunktextersunite
- Mon, 20:25: iPod: quit playing love songs about regret while I do laundry, it's ruining this ep of The Bachelor. #classicdatenight #cleanclothesaresexy
- Mon, 20:32: Nevermind, the kids playing tag around my dryer ruined the dryer sheet huffing party I was having alone. #laundrysniffing #dontbegrossperv
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…