- Sun, 18:18: I'm almost more entertained by @SaraJBenincasa live tweeting the bowl than by the bowl itself.
- Mon, 00:55: Two 13 yearolds threatened to beat me up for my iPod as I left the subway tonight. I demanded their wallets. We parted without bloodshed.
- Mon, 08:41: The video for that song from the Battle: LA trailer is odd, song is still good. Johann Johannsson - Sun's Gone Dim http://t.co/cmlJofJ
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…