- Thu, 14:40: I probably don't NEED to be able to play 2112 from Rush on a plastic guitar, but I certainly WANT to. Maybe drums too.
- Thu, 17:59: There is an empty seat next to me at Housing Works Bookstore for LOLLYGAGGING. You should park yourself in it.
- Thu, 19:01: @batemanimation A woman flirted with me long enough to steal it (literally) so you'd be sitting Indian style on the floor.#isthatracist?
- Thu, 19:30: @batemanimation Everyone knows that the founding fathers considered women flora and not a race of creatures.
- Fri, 00:47: My cabbie was rocking Carly Simon's greatest hits when I got in. Nothing says "call it a night like polish accented falsetto You're So Vain.
- Fri, 00:58: Saw a commercial for The Cape in the cab. Can I skip watching it and go straight to mocking how awful it is? #bookcoverassessments #nbcrap
- Fri, 09:56: Dear New Yorkers: My inner midwestern fatty desires sloppy messy nachos. Please to be providing your suggestions of where to find some.
- Fri, 11:40: Perhaps a #FF is in order? Check out @attnemployees, @Disalmanac, @Fake_Rockstar, @shhdontellsteve, @DodgeMOKB, @thesuefunke.
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.