- Mon, 19:03: @jrizzo Come to NYC and I'll buy you a beer and watch the game.with you.
- Mon, 19:05: @jrizzo What if I throw in dessert from somewhere delicious?
- Mon, 19:14: @jrizzo So a blondie from Applebee's then?
- Tue, 11:19: Now there's a country-wide Snowpocalypse going on? Yet people still doubt climate change? DIDN'T YOU SEE DAY AFTER TOMORROW? #doom #endtimes
- Tue, 12:08: Someone asked me what big V-Day plans I have. Does thanking the universe for being single so I don't have to make plans count as plans?
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…