- Mon, 15:11: Glory glory! Just because you don't see scary America on a daily basis doesn't mean the crazies are gone. http://youtu.be/UhMepzqJvIw
- Mon, 15:17: @Salsalito THE TWILIGHT ZONE IS.REALITY NOW!
- Mon, 15:23: And what's cranky uncle Joe Biden up to these days? They hid him away pretty well.
- Mon, 18:21: Jeopardy just made ref to "a muffin top". The end is obviously nigh. In the second round no less. #societyisdoomed
- Mon, 19:05: Why don't we have a SAP closed caption setting for Spanish language channels to display things in English? #adventuresinlaundry
- Mon, 22:17: I just bought my second Dr. Who-related novelty t-shirt from the internet. This may be two too many. Tutu.
- Mon, 22:42: Speaking of The Doctor, why is BBC America lying to me about the Christmas Special being on iTunes? I WANT to PAY for it, not steal it.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
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Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…