- Tue, 15:02: I hid the tv remote so that el gato could not watch trashy shows while I work today. To retaliate, he's been singing in the shower all day.
- Tue, 16:58: No, I get it Apple Genius, you can't just take my word for it as an IT professional. Now give me my refurb so I can go. #applerage
- Tue, 21:34: I blame @batemanimation for my desire to listen to Fleetwood Mac. Damn your Stevie Nicks jokes!
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
Mon, 14:46: RT @ mmpadellan: Ashli Babbitt was not a hero. She was a domestic terrorist. THE END.